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John Mayer.....premier masturbator

Postby spurtz » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:36 am

Has anyone read the Playboy interview with John Mayer in the current issue? I suspect that now that the guy has seen what he said in print, he is regretting that he ever opened his mouth. He has a rep in Hollywood as a total stud horndog. He has dated a number of high profile women including Jennifer Anniston, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and many others.

Despite all these hotties, he said that his very best orgasms come from jacking off. He went on to say that he would rather jack off thinking about some of the great sex he has had in the past than to go to the trouble of going out and looking for a fresh fuck. He gets off on looking at porn on his computer while jacking off. He said that he can be watching a hot scene and is just about to cum, but edges and then looks for an even hotter scene. Sometimes it can take him hours to find the perfect scene to cum to.

The most surprising thing is what he said about sex with Jessica Simpson. He said it was so mind blowing with her that if she charged him $100,000 per fuck he would have to find the money somewhere.

Now not that there is anything wrong with what he said....I suspect many of us have been there....but saying it in print in a national magazine like Playboy just blows my mind.

And now I am looking at Jessica Simpson in a whole new light. *lol*
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Re: John Mayer.....premier masturbator

Postby cupcake40 » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:43 am

Taking into account only what he's said about masturbating and disregarding everything else... he's my hero! :D
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Re: John Mayer.....premier masturbator

Postby Tiggles » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:54 am

He fucked Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt luck SOB imo :D
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Re: John Mayer.....premier masturbator

Postby porn-addict » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:23 pm

Wow....he's got some balls making an admission like that! Talk about bringing a taboo subject into the open! Not something I could do in the "real" world.
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Re: John Mayer.....premier masturbator

Postby kr77 » Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:50 pm

Never really cared for his music, but he has banged some top shelf ass and as we all can admit being fans of this board- there was something very hot about him admitting to be so into masturbation. As a straight guy I will admit that I have some nice visuals of him just stroking away. Maybe he should jump on board here at MP- I hear he is obsessed with blogging/internet.
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Re: John Mayer.....premier masturbator

Postby spurtz » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:23 am

Several of the weekly celeb rags like People, OK and others have had leading "shocking" stories about Mayer, Simpson, and Aniston. These stories are all focused on him spilling the beans about his sexcapades with these women but not one single word was mentioned about his obsession with masturbation and how he said his best orgasms are with himself. What's with that? Is masturbation a taboo topic in the media?
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Re: John Mayer.....premier masturbator

Postby kr77 » Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:37 am

Again not a big fan but really turned on by the fact he admitted his love of masturbation. Now if he made a jacking video I would watch that! And agree definitely looking at Jessica Simpson in a different light. Maybe she's a total sex kitten underneath that dumb blonde persona. Was never a fan of hers until she was in the Dukes movie- she was the ONLY reason to watch. God she was soooo HOT
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Postby spurtz » Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:32 am

I agree that seeing her in the Dukes of Hazzard movie gave me a whole new appreciation of her and now after reading Mayer's comments about her being the best sex he has ever had, that's raised her even higher on my list.
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