The Great MP Masturbation Contest

[masturbator85]

Hey, I want to introduce the first Masturbation Contest here.

The rules are simple - you get points for masturbating

1 orgasm in a day = 1 point
2 orgasms in a day = 3 points
3 orgasms in a day = 5 points
4 orgasms in a day = 7 points
5 orgasms in a day = 9 points
...and so on.

Please post your scores for the day or the whole week, if you're disciplined enough to keep track of your record

No cheating, please! This is just fun, it's not about getting the most points. There's no prize or anything, just fun intended

Let me know if it's worth anything - if not, the mods may as well just delete this thread.

[chess]

Adds points for time spent edging?

[masturbator85]

1 point for me so far

Hmm, adding points for edging... Any ideas?

[cumsocks]

I'm trying to think up a moderately amusing mathematical formula to incorporate amount of time spent edging divided by 4 hours viagra tells you to seek medical advice for an erection lasting, with some co-efficient of the number of times you've already come that day so far. But I'm too drunk and too horny right now. Actually, that's the reason I never did well in math in school, either...

[chess]

As of this evening I am at 10 points since my start date, June 22nd. Just thinking about it makes me want to go another round. After all, I think I can do better than 10.

I like the coefficent idea... Lets say for every 20 minutes spent edging you get an extra point per orgasm. It would look like this:

1 orgasm + 20 minutes edging in a day = 2 points
2 orgasms + 20 minutes edging in a day = 4 points
3 orgasms + 20 minutes edging in a day = 6 points
4 orgasms + 20 minutes edging in a day = 8 points
5 orgasms + 20 minutes edging in a day = 10 points
...and so on.


And do you guys think? I wonder if 20 minutes is too much or too little.

Also, since women have such a quick recovery period, should points per orgasm be handicapped?

[chess]

Had some excellent success last night. Scored 9 points not counting edging. Bring my total up to 19. Also, I found a women who want to masturbate with me while watching porn tonight! I'm excited and know there will definitely be more points to add this evening.