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Share your favorite jokes

Postby bill53 » Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:19 pm

I'm really sure lot's of you are like jokes.

Why not share here your favorite jokes so others can know about it :)

Below is my favorite joke which is Needles Are Not Nice

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.
"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.
"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.
"So? Are you afraid?"
"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.
Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"
To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"

Bob was very stupid, thinking his vital will be cut for a urine test
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Re: Share your favorite jokes

Postby YanksTodd » Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:57 am

What is the difference between marmalade and jam?


you can't marmalade your cock down a girls throat
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Re: Share your favorite jokes

Postby GirlyLee » Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:34 pm

"Did you know that God is giving out special plaques to all good folks who do not masturbate? Know what the inscriptions reads?"

"Nope, what"?

"Guess you didn't get one either".
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