Where's the strangest place you've ever had sex and/or j/o?

[pristine]

Where is everybody tonight? Damn, I wanna read some new stuff. So, even though the queston may be teenie and trite, I'll ask anyway -- where's the strangest place you 've had sex? I'll start with my story. I guess I'll find out how small the world is if my ex-boyfriend turns out also to be a member. Here goes:

My then boyfriend and had had actually just broken up. I was heartbroken, an absolute mess. But, we'd already bought plane ticets to go see the Indy 500, so we went together anyway. A few times during the vacation we had sex, but mostly slept apart. Then as we got back home -- we lived two hours from the airport -- we first stopped for lunch. It was the first time I'd eaten sushi. And I mean sushi. Anyway, then it was time for the two-hour drive home. After about an hour, he put his hand on my thigh for a while... then he moved his hand up toward my crotch (I was driving). I saw a place to turn off, signaled, smiled at him and said - I can't take this anymore. We pulled off the highway, found a place to pull over behind a tree, and I rode him in the passenger seat of my 88 Corolla.

Strange? Well, it's more funny ha ha than funny strange, because, as we pulled back out on the highway, we noticed the place where we'd pulled off: Cherry Road.

I think that was the last time he and I did it. He was a great lover, and taught me a lot. Yay!!

[BigBob]

Probably the strangest place was one time when we went canoeing. We had finished canoeing for the day, and this was when I was in high school, and we didn't have enough tents, only 2 or 3 big ones. So everyone put out their sleeping bags on the tents then we ate and did the normal campfire stuff. Turns out my sleeping bag ended up near this girl I had a huge crush on, and I was really horny (well I guess I'm always really horny ) and the thought of her laying right next to me was just too much. I slowly started stroking myself, trying to be as quiet as possible, and jerked a HUGE load of cum all over myself and the inside of my sleeping bag. It was probably the most exciting/unusual place I've done it, especially considering there were probably 10 other people in the tent too

[ilikeitalot]

Well, pristine... I don't know if my places are all that strange... but I don't want you to be bored, so I'll tell you some personal stories. Maybe my act of kindness to you... will result in more pictures from you . I can think of a couple of experiences I've had that were at least not ordinary.

#1 When my wife and I were dating, she wanted to save sex for marriage (we were both virgins). But fortunately, that didn't stop us from getting naked and having some fun. Every day or two, I'd stroke her to orgasm... and she'd jack me off... but we'd never done anything oral. After we'd been dating about a month, her best friend (God bless her) told her that she should suck my cock. When my wife asked her if she was sure I'd like it, she guaranteed her that I would... because, she said, it had worked on her boyfriend. (This was back around 1986... before the internet (and porn and safe sex) was so huge, so I figure oral sex just wasn't as commonplace as it is now.) Of course, I didn't know this exchange with her friend had happened at the time.

Anyway, one night we were out driving around and she reached over and unzipped my pants and pulled out my cock. Now, this didn't surprise me a great deal, but... after a bit, she leaned down and started licking it. Then (gulp) she put it in her mouth and started moving her mouth/head up and down. This totally shocked me... and I was loving it! She continued this for the next 30 minutes as I drove around town... trying to stay between the lines while enjoying it immensely.

Finally, I drove back to my house and we went to my room and both got naked. Then, with her on her knees, I fucked her mouth. It was the greatest feeling I'd ever experienced up to that point in my life. Now the problem was, I didn't know what to do. I was thinking she wouldn't like it if I came in her mouth (although I *really* wanted to) and I didn't know how to ask her. So when I couldn't take it anymore, I pulled out and attempted to shoot onto her chest. I was pretty successful at that... except that the first spurt went into her hair. She said something like "ooh, it's in my hair"... but she didn't seem too upset about that. That still stands out as one of the best experiences of my life. Too bad after a year of marriage, she decided (and plainly stated) that she didn't want to suck it anymore.

#2 My wife and I (now married) were out driving and had been drinking a bit. We were near the airport and we decided to stop at a hill where you could sit and watch the low-flying jets roar over your head. It was late at night and very dark. Although it was very unlike her, she said, "Let's have sex right here." Of course, I was willing. There were people all around... but it was so dark, it was very hard to see anyone... and we were a little drunk as well. So we both pulled down our pants and underwear, laid down on the grassy slope and started fucking. It was very exciting. I couldn't seem to make it to the point where I could cum (don't know if it was the alcohol or the environment), so we finally left for home. Unfortunately, by that time, she was feeling sick and then kind of passed out. (She could never manage to handle alcohol very well.) I took off her clothes and put her to bed. Although I was tempted to take advantage of her, I just couldn't do it with her like that.

#3 Another time, we had sex on our front lawn at night. We went out naked... but with a blanket to cover ourselves. We were sober this time and I finished the deed. That was a lotta fun.

#4 One time while at the beach, we were out in a two-person inflatable boat and had paddled out into the ocean a bit. I pulled down my swimming trunks and she gave me a handjob. It was awesome being exposed and cumming with the bright sunlight glaring down. Another time at the beach, we were out in the ocean about chest-deep and fucked a bit. It was rather hard to do though... we just couldn't get enough lubrication to make it comfortable. I guess my fantasy now would be to 69 and fuck on a private, sunny beach somewhere. Guess that'll never happen .

I'm guessing my experiences are kinda tame compared to a lot of other guys. And I've found that, in my case anyway, marriage kinda puts a lid on a lot of the wild stuff. True or False: Girls will do anything to get you... then when they own you, they only do what they want. Guys, get your girls to do all that you can before you're married... cuz it probably won't last. (Sorry, pristine, didn't mean to dampen the mood. I'm sure you're not like what I'm describing.)

-ilikeitalot

[loves2suck]

I once sucked off a guy in a port a potty at the reinssance festival. The strangest place I ever j/o at would probably be in the bathroom at a funeral home. I'll prabably post stories of both later.

[letsplay]

Me and my girl were walking thru a local park in the middle of the day and I could tell she was as hot as I was. We stopped and started making out. I slowly pushed her back up against a big tree and starting grinding. Finally we both had about all we could stand, we looked around to see if anyone was close and dropped our pants. She turned around and I let her have it right there, doggie style, for all to see, if anyone had come along. It was great and we both got off bigtime.

[Zipgun]

http://www.masturbationpage.com/forum/v ... .php?t=378

[Tazz41]

Always before marriage is true. Anyway my future wife and I had a similar experience, we went to the lake which was on the approach to a airport, lots of others around in there cars, so we were laying in the back of my truck fooling around, pants down stroking each other when she pulled me on top of her.We fucked hard and fast as the planes flew over. Im sure people could see my ass above the side of the truck with each thrust. She once jerked me off standing next to her car in a park parking lot. No one around, but we could see cars pass by on the street about 200yds away. As far as self serve, In our first house I would go out in broad daylight in the backyard and stroke one out, I hope the neighbors were,nt home.Or if they were nobody complained.

[Johnmark]

My wife's sister was staying with us after she left her husband. She came home drunk one night and passed out her bed. Being a good brother-in-law, I went in to check up on her. She was laying face down with her dress up over her ass, showing her muscular legs and incredible ass. She was wearing a thong, so I could see her entire ass. I came closer for a better look and started rubbing my cock and balls. When she didn't wake up, I took out my cock and started stoking it, fantasizing about those legs and that ass. Getting a lttle braver (and hornier), I straddled her ass and began to rub my cock and balls on her ass. God, that felt good. I just kept humping her ass like that until I came, and god, was it ever an incredible cum.

I left the cum on her ass, pulled up my pants and went to bed. She never woke up.

[Dirty_adam]

My wife's sister was staying with us after she left her husband. She came home drunk one night and passed out her bed. Being a good brother-in-law, I went in to check up on her. She was laying face down with her dress up over her ass, showing her muscular legs and incredible ass. She was wearing a thong, so I could see her entire ass. I came closer for a better look and started rubbing my cock and balls. When she didn't wake up, I took out my cock and started stoking it, fantasizing about those legs and that ass. Getting a lttle braver (and hornier), I straddled her ass and began to rub my cock and balls on her ass. God, that felt good. I just kept humping her ass like that until I came, and god, was it ever an incredible cum.

I left the cum on her ass, pulled up my pants and went to bed. She never woke up.

u killed her?

[TML_18]

u killed her?

haha

[flippiehippie]

In the back seat of my car with a guy (not my husband) in the middle of Pepboys parking lot during the day, haven't had alot of weird places but have done some pretty weird crap.

[pristine]

In the back seat of my car with a guy (not my husband) in the middle of Pepboys parking lot during the day, haven't had alot of weird places but have done some pretty weird crap.

was it manny, mo or jack?? you're so lucky!

[Harphunter]

Well I have a Ipod Video with a couple of songs and Tons of Porno Pics and Vids so i would act like i was listening to it but was watching the video during the middle of a computer class the desks covered you legs from the front and back. So i started strocking through my gym shorts after about 5 minutes of watching and edging i slowly slid up my shorts and came on the wall of the desk. Then i slowly walked out to clean myself up. That was the wierdest and the only second time i have done it outside of my house...

[flippiehippie]

He's name was George and yeah I was very lucky that day

[Javaman365]

probably fairly standard
being jacked off in the back or sometimes front seat of either my or my girlfriends car.
Showers my big weakness.

I used to go into work on saturdays and let my girlfriend in so we could do mutual masturbation and oral in my office. That was a lot of fun as she used to sit on my bosses desk while i knelt in front and licked her to orgasm. She used to leave wet patches all over his desk.....hahahaha.

We also tried it in her mum & dads bed - bit weird but a lot of fun.

Victoria Peak on Hong Kong island, 1st long distance holiday together. Stood overlooking the harbour at night and just slipped our hands down each others pants. that was really a huge turn on, out in public as we both had to fight to suppress our noises...
God i miss her.......