What household objects do you use?

[dale]

I'm looking for some new and creative things to do with my cock. Any ideas. I'd like it to at least look interesting in case someone wanted to watch.

[mindblown]

I use household objects mostly for anal play. I have put in my ass a vibrating toothbrush, carrots (if you can call them household objects) and...my greatest achievement so far ... a golf ball.

[forbin0827]

My wife and I got a solid steel carving set for a wedding gift. The handle of the fork and knife make the perfect for massaging the prostate. The handles are both 5 and 1/4 inchecs long, .75 to 1.25 inchines wide and have a curve on the end. Heaven.

[aronpete]

I'm looking for some new and creative things to do with my cock. Any ideas. I'd like it to at least look interesting in case someone wanted to watch.

I used to enjoy "sounding" my erect cock with the long handle of a silver spoon. By sliding it up and down you get a sensation kind of like stroking your cock's skin yet a little different feeling. But one day the spoon fell in the garbage disposal and got scratched up and I would be afraid to put it inside now in case the rough spots did some damage in there.

[Conran]

I'm a toy guy I'm afraid, in that I don't use household items only specifically designed products. I guess it's easier for the ladies though.

[bocaflorida]

first thing (other then gf fingers) I put in my ass was a carrot. I'd go to the market looking for the thickest carrot I could find...lol

I always thought cucumbers were too big but got up enough courage to try one and it was fantastic. The smooth sides make it easier to insert.

BUT, after reading about anal fun I found out that you should NEVER put anything up there that does not have a flattened base or your next stop might be the emergency room asking for help in getting this thing out of your ass.... lol

how about explaining to the doctors how you got a gun stuck up your ass??

[chess]

first thing (other then gf fingers) I put in my ass was a carrot. I'd go to the market looking for the thickest carrot I could find...lol

I always thought cucumbers were too big but got up enough courage to try one and it was fantastic. The smooth sides make it easier to insert.

BUT, after reading about anal fun I found out that you should NEVER put anything up there that does not have a flattened base or your next stop might be the emergency room asking for help in getting this thing out of your ass.... lol

how about explaining to the doctors how you got a gun stuck up your ass??

Bahahahah! Nice

I'd suggest using a jar of peanut butter (not chunky of course). I've talked to guys who have done it in front of the sig others or on cam and they said watchers found it kinky.

[teenlover1954]

i use my wife's hairbrush to sometimes spank myself while i jack off