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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby BigBob » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:33 pm

momo wrote:LOL thanks, I know, I'm catching up now! :oops:



*cheers*

Hey, just let me know if you need any help getting caught up, I personally think you can never truly get caught up completely ;)
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby milkbunny22 » Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:12 am

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off? 11

How old are you now? 26

Have you ever been caught? Mother, friends, boyfriend

How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off? 7

In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math) Math and me don't get along too well :oops:

Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex? No, but sometimes Its more satisfying
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby Much2Fun » Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:39 am

Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex? No, Its just so convenient.
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby phxbiguy » Sun Mar 28, 2010 6:11 am

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off?
When puberty hit at the young age of nine. I was years ahead of my peers.


How old are you now? Fifty


Have you ever been caught? Yes, I've been caught red-handed a few times.


How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off?
When I was young it wasn't unusual to jack off 5-7 times a day. It seemed I was perpetually hard and horny.


In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math) On average I have jacked off once day for the last forty years.


Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex?
In my younger years, no. As I get older, yes. There is no drama, no hang ups, no health concerns, no time constraints, etc. I know what I enjoy and go for it. In the end the result is the same whether solo or with a partner.
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby Lexi » Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:59 pm

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off? 9

How old are you now? 65

Have you ever been caught? no

How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off? 9

In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math) 26 900 times

Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex?
i love masturbate more
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby crazydawg_23 » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:04 am

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off? 17

How old are you now? 26

Have you ever been caught? not yet

How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off? 4

In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math) 7-8000 times

Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex? no, nothin replaces some good pussy. :D
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby Cocknhand77 » Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:55 am

Much2Fun wrote:Ok, so lets skip some of the fluff. Just answer these questions....

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off?
I would say almost 10yo.
How old are you now?
33yo
Have you ever been caught?
Not really
How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off?
A good seven times.
In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math)
Countless, too many to know
Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex?
I wouldnt go that far.
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My Answers....
How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off? 11

How old are you now? 41

Have you ever been caught? Yes, By Brother & ex wife,

How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off? 8

In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math) I actually did an estimate in a spreadsheet. It worked out to 23,433 times in 30 years. That is a lot of cum shot out of my dick. Dang !!

Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex? Depends on the day and the situation. I love it when my wife watches me. I love it when I just say, "mind if I jack off". It turns me on. Of course if she says, "No, my pussy needs it" I just as ok with that too.
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby wobble60 » Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:59 am

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off?
about 9 yrs old - though it was a bit of a surprise when I first shot a load of spunk!

How old are you now?
51

Have you ever been caught?
yes - by wife (three times) and (though she pretended not) mother (once)

How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off?
about 6

In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math)
about 15 000 times

Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex?
once in a while perhaps lol - no, quite different really
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby Otis D » Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:39 pm

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off? I was 12. When I was 11 I found a copy of Titbits magazine in a DIY store car park near my house. I would get very hard looking at the pictures, but didn't wank as I didn't really know about it. The following year I found a copy of Whitehouse Digest in the same carpark. When I saw the pictures of women holding onto the guys dicks and simulation sex, albeit with actual hard ons, plus reading the stories, I kinda figured out what to do and have been addicted ever since.

How old are you now? 32

Have you ever been caught? Yup, but only by my wife on several occasions. The last being just a few weeks ago. She came into the bedroom and looked a little surprised. She picked up what she came in for, then came over to me on the bed. I thought she was going to give me a kiss as she normally does, but this time she took my cock into her mouth and sucked it a little. Then walked out without saying a word. I love my wife :D

How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off? Probably about 3 or 4. Last Saturday I had 2 wanks during the day whilst I had the house to myself, and in the evening my wife wanked me off. Happy days :D

In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math) I'm going to say 7,500. That's based on once a day basically everyday for the past 21 years and would accommodate the days of multiple wanks, and the days more recently over the last couple of years since being with my wife that I haven't wanked. But from 12 to 29-30 I did wank every day without fail.

Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex? No, I love having sex and everything that comes with it. But wanking is pretty fucking amazing anyway.
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby LTM » Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:37 pm

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off? About 10. started rubbing cock on pillows. pillow humper.

How old are you now? 41

Have you ever been caught? Yes, first time by teenage girlfriend. since by wife, mother in law, 3 -4 of wifes friends. always very innocent but very exciting for me.

How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off? i think six

In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math) about 12,000 times

Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex? Thats a hard question. My favorite is masturbating with my wife and we help each other out a little.
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby skip » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:03 pm

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off? 12. I still remember the incredible feeling I had when I came for the first time.

How old are you now? 60

Have you ever been caught? Yes, by my sister when I was 12 or 13.

How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off? I don't know. Probably 3 or 4. I love to beat my meat, but after I jerk off I move on to other things. I've never set aside a whole day to jerk off or to see how many times I could. If there'd been internet porn when I was young, I'm sure I would've, though.

In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math) I've had many sexual relationships with women and was married for 14 years, and when I was in a sexual relationship I didn't jerk off as much. When not in one, I've jerked off a lot, so it has to be 7,000 times, if not more.

Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex? Yes. Yes. Yes.
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