by LAmahogany » Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:37 am
I have done this every now and again but for strictly practical purposes... #1, as practice. I found early on, when I first started having sex and was trying to make these things work that it was not nearly as easy as I'd assumed. It's like my dick thinks someone knocked on the door and after answering it to see who's there, someone reaches through with a plastic bag and is trying to tie it around his neck, and suffocate him to death. In short, wood is GONE and I can't get it back no matter how much I play with it, or she plays with it. We've tried the whole blowjob application approach too. Nothing worked. I basically came to terms with the fact that I had to jerk off for a good 10-15 minutes, and at the point that not even the mighty Zeus himself could command the end of my erection, before I could put it on. But I swear, it was like trying to eat a Twinkie through its plastic wrapper to fuck with that thing on. Thank God they started making those ultra thin ones where I could kinda sorta feel the girl, although if she wasn't super tight, forget about it.
This was a big reason why I just went ahead and got a vasectomy and took the position of, we're testing or we're not fucking. I just don't do condoms anymore, period.
The only other case is when I was trying to figure out how I was going to get a lap dance from this stripper that was putting out but in such a way that I didn't destroy the inside of my slacks for the long drive home. But even then, after a while, if it was early enough so that no one else was around, she'd shut the curtains, and take it out of my pants, and just grind me with her ass. Fucking awesome.
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ma·hog·a·ny (mə-ˈhä-gə-nē), noun: the rather hard and heavy wood of any African tree.