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Postby LoveThyself! » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:51 pm

Welcome, Kelly-Kelly-Kelly.... and re-hi Suesse.... MUCH nicer screen name than the previous pseudonym! Hangining out it the beta room, but for god's sake people... if you are all going to watch me, you'd better at least reciprocate... this lurking shit is enough to make a man turn off his cam!
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Postby LoveThyself! » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:54 pm

LOL.... top of page 17..... 17..... just like I likes my ladies! (JK... had to say it cuz it sounded great)
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Postby EnvoyRising » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:00 am

Steady there Envoy... steady..... LoL

Hi all who are new to the site.... its really a great place and let me say ... I have truly learned alot from these corridors. I would encourage you to post your thoughts and comments here as well. Theres rarely a time you can be yourself in this world... but i can assure you you can be here!!... So go ahead be yourself.... we will love ya just the way you are.

Ps. yes ok ok Kelly is indeed HOT!! yes even very HOT.... but the welcome thread... geez give her at least a minute to want to stay before pouncing!! Kidding Envoy is one person I know with the quality measured to only the best kind of people. Promise.


And to this I say, "what's wrong with breathing warm air onto a kitty before stroking it?". Besides, you and I both know it's a sausage fest in that place, so one (particularly myself) can't help but be quick to invite a female in there to even out the odds, and maybe raise the intelligence ceiliing.

On a more serious note, yeah, I'd say I'm no more dangerous than a pussy cat--but I can't speak for my other...lower....elongated half ;-).



And gx, I dig the name change. Hope to see you around you sexy woman you.

Regards,
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Postby kelly » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:49 pm

Aw, you're all so sweet!

Thanks for the welcomes etc. I've definitely enjoyed what i've seen here so far! Would love to chat and cam too... once my webcam arrives ;)
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Postby BigBob » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:47 pm

Ummm welcome Kelly, and wow, what a great pair of links in your sig, I'm going to have to go the the 'Masturbating right now' thread, they are sooo very nice, thanks for sharing!!
Love to chat with women, PM if interested
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Postby tsmyth24 » Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:14 am

hey everyone,
I am a 24/m in Orlando, FL. 7 inches straight cock. been jackin for a long time... love the page, love the pics and stories.
I will be adding my own pics and stories soon!
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Postby strokeme » Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:56 pm

Hello everyone. I am brand new to the forum. Just found it today actually. I'm a straight male 34 from Ohio and like to masturbate and love women to watch me get off, and of course I love watching women get themselves off. I have Yahoo messenger and a webcam. Nice to meet you all.
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Postby Niagra » Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:47 am

Welcome tsmyth24 and strokeme... Welcome to the Forum... >Please feel free to add your comments to any of these forum topics. We so like it when you do.

Someone mentioned enjoying watching girls masturbate .... well I have a gift for you... hehe
http://www.masturbationpage.com/index.p ... ttest.html Scroll down to the bottom of the page and log on. Comeon in cam or watch or both its all good.

Welcome to the Jungle baby! Let us know if we can help you in anyway.
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Postby strokeme » Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:13 am

Niagra wrote:Welcome tsmyth24 and strokeme... Welcome to the Forum... >Please feel free to add your comments to any of these forum topics. We so like it when you do.

Someone mentioned enjoying watching girls masturbate .... well I have a gift for you... hehe
http://www.masturbationpage.com/index.p ... ttest.html Scroll down to the bottom of the page and log on. Comeon in cam or watch or both its all good.

Welcome to the Jungle baby! Let us know if we can help you in anyway.


Thanks for the welcome and the link, Niagra. When I get a bit more privacy, I will definitely take part of that. I am still exploring things on here. Actually just had a great chat with some girl in the chat room. Looks like we'llbe hookin'g up with webcams soon.
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Postby EnvoyRising » Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:22 am

Niagra wrote:Welcome tsmyth24 and strokeme... Welcome to the Forum... >Please feel free to add your comments to any of these forum topics. We so like it when you do.

Someone mentioned enjoying watching girls masturbate .... well I have a gift for you... hehe
http://www.masturbationpage.com/index.p ... ttest.html Scroll down to the bottom of the page and log on. Comeon in cam or watch or both its all good.

Welcome to the Jungle baby! Let us know if we can help you in anyway.


And you were worried about me? j/k Niagra, you know I love ya ;-).

Good luck with your ventures touchme (i think that was the name..)

Regards,
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Postby leatherhead » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:16 am

Hey everybody. I'm new here, too. I'm a 32 year-old, straight, white guy. It's nice to be here as a member. Talk to you all later!
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Postby jaywen » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:40 pm

er...

hi everyone.
i am a newbie here.
i found here in Wikipedia[actually i am greatly shocked by it..]

and...i am a 20 year-old asian student in Shanghai, CHN.
just fascinated by this site.

over
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Postby jillin432 » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:44 pm

hi, im 23 and love to masturbate... a lot!!! i love talking about masturbation and hearing other people (males, females) talk about masturbation.


pic of me:
http://server5.pictiger.com/img/641821/ ... titled.jpg


i'd love to hear what you think and talk with you about my favorite thing... masturbation
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Postby LoveThyself! » Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:20 am

Welcome to the site, jillin... you'll find you are in great cumpany when it comes to that fabulous pastime. Be sure to go to the MP Chat Beta and watch/show with us! Oh.. and your links didn't open for me, but I'm sure you are lovely!
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Postby ArtHoudini » Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:26 am

Hello everyone! I was just fortunate enough to be extended a complimentary 3 month membership here, and already I can see how this is one site well worth paying membership for!

I am 42, married, and have twin daughters. I've masturbated on a regular basis since I was 11 years old, and cannot imagine denying myself the pleasure and gratification that only cumms from self-loving. I've always had a fantasy of watching a woman masturbate, and while I adore my wife, she has always rejected my requests. Hopefully this will be a close second to actually simultaneously getting off while watching a woman touch herself.

Thank you all for putting together such a wonderful site, and allowing me to participate.

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