Maybe this image of her is THE icon for any conscious wanker. She simply got that spoon that is scraping our prostates during a good wank.
Audrey Tautou-Because she is serious, funny, kind, classy, weird, fragile, fearless and sexy all at the same time. But the ultimate trigger is the thought she could become the mother of my child... There are many celebreties I would like to fuck, but having children with them is something different.
Another good reason is my belief she is the kind of woman that understands why a boy wanks. I would confess all my dirty desires to her, in the expectation her naughty mind will welcome them...
On the other hand, she could be the ideal girl to stand by and watch me fucking some other celebrity. Maybe she will look at me being deep-throated by Katie Melua (my second choice by the way)? Does she pity my poor victim? Does she condemn my wicked soul? Does she see the necessity of all the filth? Does she badly want exactly this to happen?... What is in her eyes?