What's your proudest masturbation achievement?

[aronpete]

What a great question! My achievements aren't as great as some on this list, but I'm still glad to have achieved them.

5) Storing several weeks' worth of cum in a cup in my freezer.

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I did that once. You have to freeze your semen if you keep it, because it stinks if it goes bad, like eggs do. So I saved up my semen for several days shooting another load unto the cup each time I whacked off.

After I had collected about eight ounces of frozen cum I didn't know what to do with it so I decided to cook with it. When I made a meat loaf the sperm made a good substitute for the egg you usually use in a meatloaf. It tasted just the same.

Wish I could have shared it with a lover but there was nobody available. If I had a sexy friend at the time I could have added some fruit flavor and made popsicles for her. Or an ice dido.

[jackoffnow]

letting my neice see me jacking and cumming!!!

[lou50]

I would have to say that masturbating 370 times last year is mine. That turns out to be 1.013 times per day. There were some days I skipped, and then there were those days when I just couldn't get enough of my cock. Visiting this website has become part of my daily routine!

[Cocknhand77]

I have a few seperate times I am proud of. I pride myself on the distance and volume of my ejaculation.

[Tazz41]

One time in the military, I had a room with a roomate,one night he snuck a chick into room and was banging her in the dark,a short wall seperated his bunk from mine, and thinking I was asleep they went at it. All the time I was on my knees on the floor jerking in time to their sex.Timing my orgasm with his.I shot a huge ball draining load on the floor.

[bingo]

Here are a few of mine:

1) Any time I can edge is great, but there have been a few all day/all nighters, where I have just masturbated for hours and hours. Finally allowing myself to cum at the end of that leads to an orgasm like nothing else on this earth!
2) Deliberately continuing to masturbate past the point of orgasm, when I usually wouldn't be able to touch my cock at all. I used plenty of lubrication (mostly my own cum), and it was almost unbearable at first, but it soon led to a very pleasurable second orgasm with no waiting. Try it!
3) Being horny enough as a youngster to actually follow through with the idea of putting something in my anus while I masturbated. Many years, and many objects later, I do not regret it one bit! Again, try it yourself - if the idea has ever made you horny or curious, give it a try.
4) Becoming comfortable with the idea of masturbating to guys. I think a lot of guys are like me - turned on by the idea/sight of other guys masturbating, but worried about being gay. Now that I've accepted that guys can turn me on, there's a whole new world of masturbation open to me!

Great thread, custards!

[ilovemasturbating]

I'm proud that I am currently on my 5th 2+ hour long edging session in the last 2 days. This current one being the second of those to exceed 5 hours.

Hitting the 12 hour mark during a single edging session. I also once went 30+ excluding breaks, but that involved illegal substances that aided me.

[Ranger1]

Proudest achievements? I have two -

Masturbating for a female co-worker. She was sitting on a chair and I dropped my pants, went down on my knees and jerked off for her. She just sat and watched. I've re-lived that moment many times in my head. I'd jerk off anytime for any appreciative female.

Jerking off thousands of times while concentrating totally at the sight of my wife's beautiful cunt. I'd get her to lie back on the bed with her cunt near the end of the bed. I'd kneel on the floor, a foot from that beautiful sight and wank hard.

[GirlWatcher32]

My proudest masturbation achievement is cumming for the first time.

[feetluvr]

At the end of an extended edging session I ejaculated 3 times before actually climaxing. I absolutely loved the sensation and then having the puddles of cum to play with while I still felt horny because I had not climaxed yet.

[loveyanking]

I rented a cabin on a lake for a week to go fishing and went outside every night completely naked and masturbated in a different way every night, it felt so great being out in the night air naked with a huge erection. I had some great climaxes it felt so great that I still think about it and masturbate. I am going to write a story about it when I have the time.

[BeachBoner]

I don't know if it's an achievement, but it sure as hell has to be one of the best pops I've had. I always enjoy the "lingerie modeling" places, which is code for "jack off with our models." One place in particular a few years ago had (you selected the model) a stunning curly haired blond named Alexis - at least that's what she said her name was. They always tell you you can get comfortable (meaning drop your pants and whip out your cock) once in the private modeling room. She said that, and I did. She put on some music, not very loud, and started her up close and personal dance between your legs while you were jacking off. No touching of the cock, yet, but I hoped. She asked if I would like her to masturbate with me - she had a cushioned ottoman in the room, put it in front of me, got completely naked and started playing with her pussy. She was really going at it, no fake stuff. I could here a little squish squish while she finger fucked - I was tire iron hard, and tickling my balls. She was sooo close to getting off too. I asked her to turn down the music real low so I could her the wet sounds of her finger fucking. She did. Such a sweet sound, and the look on her face....

Right about she was about to come (I was holding back but it was soooo tough) she got closer to me, got on her knees with her face inches from my cock, blowing some air on the head just a couple inches away. She was still fingering herself. The head of my dick was at 500 PSI ready to explode - I suddenly realized her chin was touching the underside of my cock head...several times....I was ready...I had my right hand strokin low thinking her mouth was next, I reached out to her with my left hand to gently coax he mouth onto my cock...it wasn't to be - she held back a little, still with my cock by her face, and I shot a long stream of cum - she moved back just a foot or so, I kept jacking, shot 3 or 4 more squirts....one on her chin, I really didn't know where the rest went until she sat back on her legs staring at me - cum was dripping from her chin, one nipple, her arm, and she said "you got cum in my hair." She stood up, and with my still thropbbin dick aiming at the ceiling (and her belly) we got a kleenex to get the cum out of her hair, off her tit, arm, and her chin. I can't really say I ever jizzed that hard before. I tipped her real good, and still think about her when I'm ready to shoot. She was a doll, especially with my cock head on her chin. I thought she was going to have me cum in her mouth - if I did I bet it would have squirt out her ears.

Would that be an achievement?

[goforitMark]

Being able to keep my erection for hours at a time while I edge to porn.

[Filip]

Since I previously posted in this thread I'd like to add the time that I jacked off 8 times in one day. I knew my wife was going to be gone all day, so I planned ahead to jack off every 2 hours and not too long each time, and I was able to do it.

[share_feeling]

Shooting a mix of precum and cum into my black panties and then holding back on the orgasm so that I can operate the camera to capture the moment.