Where's the strangest place you've ever had sex and/or j/o?

[Punter]

Worked at a big grocery store, late a night only one other guy on at the time. Went into the cool room, slid the door shut and did the business.

[edgen]

Sitting in my boss's desk chair looking at porn on his computer.

[footman]

- Community swimming pool in broad daylight
- sitting in a beach chair on a hot, sunny day in my backyard

Most unusual is probably the time that I took an office chair into the shower of a house that I was house-sitting. What a sensation to be sitting in this chair, all wet and slippery from the shower spray and soap while wanking.

[OldSalt]

I was working alone one Saturday in one of our satellite warehouses when a lady friend stopped by with some lunch for me. We went out behind the warehouse and sat on the grass between the building and the field behind. We started kissing and fooling around. She went down on me, then I went down on her. We stripped naked and she rode me for a while, then she got on her hands and knees and I entered her from behind. We could see cars on the highway across the field. After we just leaned against the building as I softly stroked her pussy and she played with my cock and balls. Before she left, she said she wanted some dessert and sucked me until I came.

[Alan]

I guess I am more reserved than most. I have had lots of sex, but always intimate and private.

Anyway, jacking off in a private booth while viewing an adult dancer (adult store in Las Vegas) was pretty damn strange. Having a woman walk up to your window a watch you jerk was hot, but odd.

[who369]

The strangest and most favourite place I have had a wank is probably in a forest just by my house. I was around 11/12 at the time, me and my friend were just discovering our penis and were seperately wanking in the forest, nearly got caught but luckily heard them coming. The thrill for me has always come in the nearly being caught, it always seems to make you go a lot faster. Seem to also have satisfied mydelf in the usual places as well - supermarket, public places, toilet etc.

[lubed_left_hand]

I'd have to say the strangest place I've ever had sex was a long time ago in a funeral parlor. My girlfriend at the time and I found some wide open space in the basement and went at it hard. Took a week to be able to walk right...damn rug burns...

[OnSexuality]

Well the strangest place I've JO'd within the last month was in a dressing room, that happened to be in almost middle of the store with only a thin, plastic black curtain around it. It was one of these swap meet type stores but there were people inside walking around it was strange hearing the voices while I had my hard dick out.

[Alan]

Well the strangest place I've JO'd within the last month was in a dressing room, that happened to be in almost middle of the store with only a thin, plastic black curtain around it. It was one of these swap meet type stores but there were people inside walking around it was strange hearing the voices while I had my hard dick out.

Several years ago, I was in a dressing room with my gf watching her try on clothes. She didn't want to have sex, so I jacked off watching her. It was odd.

[Multimale]

One night more than a year ago my girlfriend and I were at a party and she had to leave early. I walked her out to her car that was parked down the road. Befre she left we were talking and she started makin out with me and shoved her had down my pants and started playing with my dick. She unzipped and unbuttoned my jeans and started suckin me off in the road. I ended up fuckin her over the hood of her car in the middle of the street in a suburban Long Island neighborhood.

[PJack]

the strangest place I've ever had sex was in a graveyard on one those stone monuments that look like big tables over graves.

Emily Naismith 1879-1913 would not have been amused probably. (her details are carved into my brain).

[whysguy]

Back when I was 16 at my ex's house we were swimming in the pool with her family and after everyone else got out we started making out and wound up pulling the front of my shorts down and moving her suit to the side and fucking in the pool with her family right inside the house and could come out at any second, or look out the window at us, and we did move around not just stay in on spot hidden.

[lou50]

My wife once rode my cock as I sat on a tree stump just off the hiking trail in Hamlin Beach State Park, on the shores of Lake Ontario. We also masturbated each other under a willow tree on the median strip of the entrance road

[Weird Al]

I was invited to a party of a Charter Boat being hosted with on of my good friends. ad sex with my old girl friend in the Head (bathroom) of a Charter boat with about 10 people waiting to use the facility. Had to rush the "issue" but it all came to a good end.
We were greeted with cheers when we exited.

[tony_108]

the strangest place I've ever had sex was in a graveyard on one those stone monuments that look like big tables over graves.

Emily Naismith 1879-1913 would not have been amused probably. (her details are carved into my brain).

That is now officially the greatest story ever.
I would like to think that she would have been greatly amused! If people boink each other on my grave when I snuff it, I'd be happy (well not really cos I'd be dead. But you get the point).
I might request a bed on top of my grave... hmm...