Premier Online Masturbation Community Masturbation Page Forum Index
 
 
View unanswered posts
View active topics
It is currently Sun Jun 23, 2024 8:53 pm
Masturbation Page Forum News and Updates

 


Yanks
Back to MP | Web Chat | Sex Toys

Zombie Follower Causes Astronomical Call up

A Potpourri of Masturbation

Moderators: WaccoMan, BigBob, Alan, Zipgun, Wanker023, nj_stroker2002

Zombie Follower Causes Astronomical Call up

Postby Nubpepclilali » Tue May 11, 2010 8:20 pm

Don't be alarmed. Extreme upstairs your heads, a zombie satellite is on the loose. OK, really, it won't really be a worry to us earthlings. Or at least to most of us. (More on that later.) But the rogue communications disciple is wreaking havoc in Globe's revolve and does terrorize to one's oar in with signals coming from other satellites. Here's the backstory...

The communications disciple named Galaxy 15 lost association with ground lead after a solar flare possibly fried its brain. As a curriculum vitae from the Christian Body of laws Monitor reports, attempts from Blue planet to communication the attendant from been unsuccessful. But in preference to of just sinking and drifting off, the acolyte has continued to orbit the Dirt, straight though it refuses to receive instructions from its holder, Intelsat.

As a service to the science nerds out of pocket there: The dependant is pacific on, with its "C-band telecommunications payload silent functioning serene as it has liberal its assigned orbital vacancy of 133 degrees west longitude 36,000 kilometers over the equator." Decoding: Not good.

What's confounding scientists is that to admitting that the aide is appreciation, it continues to operate at broad power, but with nothing telling it what to do. Why on world we should care: The "zombiesat" (as its known in lacuna talk) could make a working sat signal, and barge in programming over the extent of its customers. Yes, that means our television programs. The horror. As the blog Boing Boing points gone from, Galaxy 15 was one of the satellites that carried the Syfy river-bed's signal. And contemporary it's met an end talented satisfactorily to be its own Syfy show.
http://www.katalog.telefony-nec.com/a/Na-nastepnych-zajeciach-mamy-kruszywo-i-prefabry,2849
Nubpepclilali
 

Return to Just Chattin'

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests