Either I am in heaven; or..........

[Alan]

......I am in a cheap hotel watching free hardcore porn while I drink a few beers and start to jerk off for the fourth time. If there is such a thing as heaven on earth, I think I have found it and it only costs $55 a night.

[cockinhand UK]

Certainly sounds like heaven to me. I'm not bothered about the beers but the free porn and especially the non-stop masturbation sounds fantastic! Enjoy

[Ratski]

I use the local naturist site, in my caravan. I can use my own porn etc, yes, the beer and all in the comfort of 'my own place' and no need to bother about clothes and stuff to go outside and feel the fresh air around my balls..

Perhaps my neighbours wonder why my caravan is shaking like fuck all the time, but what the hell! Several times one guy has has called round for a wank himself!

[Alan]

Here is my "cheap motel" tip for the day;

I have cum to realize that if there is a satellite TV dish on the roof of a motel, there is a good chance that hard core porn is available for their guests' viewing pleasure. Most often, the porn channel is hidden and cannot be accessed by hitting the channel up or down button. However, if you take the time to manually search the stations that are "skipped" by channeling up or down; you may be very surprised.

[Outsider]

sounds hot ... where is this hotel?

[OnSexuality]

Dude, I say next time if you really want to have some fun then take that 55 dollars and save it up until you have at least double that. The nicer the hotel the better the jacking and try to find one in a big city, it's so worth it.

I got the opportunity to stay in a really, really nice hotel in Las Vegas (one I couldn't afford at the time) and I got to have a lot of fun in that big suite naked as the day I was born. And then going to the window and looking at all the lights of the city as I slowly brought myself to orgasm, it was magic.

[baysailor]

. And then going to the window and looking at all the lights of the city as I slowly brought myself to orgasm, it was magic.

I like to M/B in front of my window. I live in a highrise condo over looking the city. I know if the sun is just right shining on my window that the rush hour traffic can see me blow my load and walk around with a big hard on.

[Wanker023]

Wanking to porn while drinking beers alone in a hotel? That's one of the closest things to heaven one can get in my opinion.

[happystroker]

I can't KEEP from masturbating in hotel rooms, porn or not! I sometimes stay in tourist areas, and have been treated a few times to the sounds of couples on holiday letting rip next door....and have really gotten off on joining them.

[Alan]

Who ever said "heaven can wait" was wrong. Once again I am at the cheap motel and jerking over the free hard core porn. Watching some chick get buttfucked right now....

[fourstrokes]

Sounds gooood.