Wieldest Place you have Masturbated?

[brisjkr]

Under a road bridge that went over a river on many of my bicycle rides into the countryside.

I did the same and nearly got caught by a jogger.

[letsplay]

Was at a frat party with my brotherabout 20 years ago. Had to pee and the line to the porta-jon was way too long. My brother told me to just walk back into the woods, that's what everyone else did. I went into the woods to find a tree and happened on a couple standing next to the very tree I had been heading for banging away. I totally lost the desire to pee. The girl was hot and I got even hoter, so I popped out the tool and started jacking away, about 5 feet from them. The girl spotted me but the guy was looking the other way and too busy to notice. When she smiled at me I lost it, aimed right towards her and finished off. I have loved the woods ever since.

[Dave580]

Wow, that's a tough one. (A hard one?) I've masturbated...
- in every room of my in-law's house,
- my house,
- my former house in the middle of winter when it was under construction (again, every room -- seems to be a turn-on for me),
- out in the middle of a field when it was -10 degrees fahrenheit,
- in the gathering room in the basement of our church,
- in my offices several times (Fortune 25 corporation),
- outdoors a lot (Had a very private home. Walking nude outdoors while jerking off is very nice, with the wind and sun on your body),
- in parking lots ("car parks" for some of you fine folks),
- in many hotel rooms (sometimes out the windows at night),
- and often while driving.

I guess the two wierdest are in the church and when driving. I have a three-and-a-half hour drive on the interstate once a month and use that time to really enjoy myself. I usually cum once on the way to my meeting and once on the way back.

Of course, cumming while driving -- especially at interstate speeds -- can be very dangerous if you're one of those folks who closes your eyes or thrashes around while having an orgasm. Practice makes perfect, so practice in your garage until you have the one-handed jack or jill technique down, including clean-up and putting your equipment away.

This is my first post. I've been lurking for a long time, so now it's time for me to give back to all of you who have given me such very, very good times sitting here at my computer.

I started masturbating when I was four years old (perhaps three), so I've been going at it for 56 years and still take time to cum once or twice a day. I've got a lot of masturbation stories to tell. What I'll tell you now is that it keeps getting better. Take care of your equipment and it will take care of you.

Excuse me now. I'm going to have my third orgasm for the day.

Dave

[cumshooter19]

In my office
In a library (six different locations)
In another library (three different locations)
High school locker room
Public bathrooms
Hallway at my college

[SoloTouchEmily]

In a public restroom, humping the toilet paper roll (with my pants ON, obviously). I was only like in 4th grade, so I didn't exactly get the concept of weird diseases yet!

[onan_42]

In an automatic car wash...

I was very horny and it was real quick.

Onan

[Outsider]

Not sure which is weirdest, if they're even weird at all but ......

Once in a tanning bed, one time in a church, a few times in my office at work, lots of jacking while driving but have only ejaculated a couple of times, laying on a huge streamside rock bathed in sunlight in the middle of the woods, once on a motorcycle ......

[Barcaly]

damn.. ok i'm really jealous of the people who have the nerve to jerk off outside. something i've always wanted to do and the furthest i've got is sneaking out side topless with a jacket on just in case i love my nerve and a vibrator in my panties. maybe one day

[Castro]

For me it was most likely at work. A girl I was seeing at the time had been masturbating in anticipation to me coming home and she was sending me these text messages teelin me EXACTLY what she was doin, goin full into detail and all and I was so ridiculously horny that I was rubbing my dick a little through my pants in public view without realising it whil reading her messages. Within about a minute of doin that I thought "ooh shit, I better find a bathroom"

[Masturbating-Master]

The 2 weirdest are probably right in front of my house, on the street in the middle of the night and behind the window at home. Love the thought of people walking by and see me jerking off.
Happend once 1,5 year ago: two girls walked by. First they turned their backs to me (before they noticed) and when they turned back they saw me.First they started giggling but they kept watching nonetheless. Loved it!
Done it a lot ever since, hoping people walk by

[bigbreastedteacherfan]

When I was younger, I attended two different colleges, and at various times, I erked off in each college's microfilm room while looking at microfilms of Playboy Playmate centerfolds. (Probably not the wildest thing you've ever heard, but it was pretty adventurous for me. One of them even had windows out to the main room, so I had to be careful not to get caught.)

[OrochiAnti]

In the woods. At the beach. At the natural hot springs.

[jocelyn.secret]

In a chairlift going to a sky slope.

[BigBob]

In a chairlift going to a sky slope.

Now THAT'S a great reason to go skiing, might get to watch Jocelyn

[jocelyn.secret]

In a chairlift going to a sky slope.

Now THAT'S a great reason to go skiing, might get to watch Jocelyn

There's a lot of lifts in Les Trois Vallee. Only a couple of months and I might see you there