You are alone on an uninhabited island...

by **ilikeitalot** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:13 pm

I'm curious if anyone will pick #2. LOL.

TAUFL · by **TAUFL** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:29 pm

the #2 option just kills any thoughts of a BJ for me ... ;-)

onan_42 · by **onan_42** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:30 pm

I think i'd pick the bottom half but it'd depend on whether or not i'd have to kiss her...

Hand jobs would be out too...

Onan

Outsider · by **Outsider** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:42 am

#1

There's a lot more there to work with, so lots more fun things to do with the top half.

Wanker023 · by **Wanker023** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:34 am

Definitely #1. If I wanted to kill a boner I'd think of #2.

Alan · by **Alan** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:14 am

Since I am an ass man, I would go with number 2 (doggy style).

by **ilikeitalot** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:21 am

Don't forget... you're on an uninhabited island and you're choosing your one-and-only companion. After the hot sex, wouldn't you want a beautiful face (with hopefully an intelligent mind) to talk to? "Fwap Fwap" doesn't sound like very interesting conversation. (This is all assuming you don't have a soccer ball to talk to lol.)

Also, look at that flowing hair, those big eyes, that innocent smile, those delicate little hands, those cute little boobs. How could you pass all that up in exchange for a fish head?

Alan · by **Alan** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:32 am

I stand by my decision.

As far as the hair, hands, face, boobs; you need to remember that their is no hair salon, nail salon, make up, or breast implants on the island.

I'm sticking with doggy style. (If any women are reading this, I am just funning around)

by **LoveThyself!** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:44 pm

LMAO @ Alan's reply! That's some funny shit. For me, I'd pick #1 and if I got so horny that I wanted to fuck a fish, I'd send her out to catch me a lunker, bring it back, and I'd fuck the dolphin while I looked at her. "Fwap-fwap" goes the cumshot all over her pretty little face, hair gel problem solved.

(any animal rights activists reading... shouldn't you be out protesting right now?)

by **LoveThyself!** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:46 pm

P.S. Ironic (and fitting) that we are 'casting' votes for this one! Whops! Gotta bite!

leo · by **leo** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:58 am

Funny poll Ilike. So who are the few that actually picked #2? Thats the other funny part.

Svanire · by **Svanire** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:10 am

surely mermaids must have some cozy hole in there scales

But yeah #1 for me.

I know a guy who would chose #2 on the only reason he wouldn't have to talk to her.

Random · by **Random** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:42 am

Outsider · by **Outsider** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:26 pm

Svanire wrote:I know a guy who would chose #2 on the only reason he wouldn't have to talk to her.

You make a good argument. :wink:

tuffjacker · by **tuffjacker** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:10 pm

Definitely # 1 At least I could receive a decent BJ

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