porn dvd's missing :(

[perthm18]

guys and girls i have a problem, i've only noticed the last few weeks ago my porn dvd's go missing .... then suddenly they re-apear a few days later ...

i keep them under some magazines (not porn) in my bottom draw in my room, and i can tell someones been thru them all and 1 or 2 out of 12 go missing at a time

now i live with my mum and 2 older sis's (21 and 23) can anyone tell me if this happens or has happened to them, and who it was cos it could be either of them, but im heaps embarrsed to say something

but most of all i just want my porn back!!! lol

[Zipgun]

2 Words....

Hidden Camera

[Outsider]

You say that the DVDs re-appear a few days later, so you are getting your porn back. As long as they always come back you aren't missing it, unless the particular one you want to get off with is gone at the time you want it. It sounds like someone is just borrowing it to get off, seeking the same pleasures that you seek.

The invasion of privacy would bother me a bit so Zipgun's idea of a camera just to see who it is sounds like a good idea. But give it some thought as to whether you really want to know who is masturbating to it. I would suspect one of your sisters is just horny and getting off to it but if it's your mom do you really want to know that?

[perthm18]

No ... lol, its not something i like to think of
if it is my sisters, do u think theyre both doing? not together of course lol
do sis's do that .... borrow theyre bro's porn?
how rude!
and yes, quite often the 1 i want to watch is not there ...

[BeanFlicker]

yes sisters do do that.. well at least I did...

my brother used to have a rack full of playboys ect when he was still living at home and I'd go in his room and borrow one or two then go to the bathroom and masturbate.

maybe you should leave a note on top of your porn saying "stop stealing my porn!" and that way you don't have to actually say it to whichever sister is taking it but they'll know they've been busted and might stop

or you could stop being selfish and share your porn!
It's hard for some of us to get access to it without special brothers like you

[LoveThyself!]

I got your DVD's, Perth... and I ain't giving them back this time!

[Niagra]

Come on dude, stop being such a woos... Get some courage and be a cool bro. Take the porn out of the drawer and set it on your dresser with a note... Please take care of them and next time just ask me. No big deal!!

lol
And why in the world is it so taboo to imagine a parent masturbating or fucking. I mean my God you know they really are human!!


Lol


Seriously .. someone wants to borrow your porn... so share!!

TTFN

[jackme]

share the porn man sister brother and ur friends

[jackenov]

Why all the fuss? Do what Niagra suggested but leaving them out on show could be embarassing for your mom who may not be the one borrowing them and perhaps may be offended by them. Keep them in the usual place and leave the note with them.
If it's one or both of your sisters then that's no big deal. My sister used to ask me if she could borrow my porno mags when she wanted to masturbate and before anybody asks, yes we did masturbate together a few times but that's as far as any sexual relationship went between us.

[sex_vector]

Leave a note, ask for what do they like best, or maybe ask to them to buy some to swap with you.

[dicklion]

when I was a kid my sister and I masturbated together a lot and watched videos and jacked off too.....
could be fun to share

[ilikeitalot]

Myself, I'd have found it very interesting if any of my sisters had ever borrowed my porn. I think I'd like the thought that hey, they like it too... and they masturbate too. So I say, share the love dude lol.

[perthm18]

thanks for everyones reply's ... some a bit perveted lol
i dont think its right for siblings to masturbate together ....

i dont mind sharing my porn, its just the fact that when i want to watch a particular dvd its not there

im writing a note now ..... lol

thanks 4 ppls's advice hey

[3535]

i dont think its right for siblings to masturbate together

I think you are right..

I had a good laugh reading this and the replies.

Could never imagine myself being in a position where I knew that either my mum or sister had borrowed my porn but it was 15 years ago that I lived with them and times have changed since then..

I don't own any porn dvds magazines or anything like that.. All my porn is stored away on an external hard drive and put inside "hidden folders"...

It's cool that everyone is seeing your situation from a funny point of view..

[LoveThyself!]

Glad you got some help out of this, Perth. And thanks for not taking our teasing too personally. I agree with the whole sibling thing, even though it's the topic of lots of fantasies. If you believe ANYTHING dicklion posts, though, you need more help than any of us can give you. That guy is so full of shit, he could run a fertilizer company. I'd be interested to hear what happens after your note is discovered, though I suspect the issue will just fall flat and be a moot point afterwards.

So on your next post, give the titles of your collection... love to hear what has your house all excited!