Well guys after just seeing this display of anotomical contortionism and wishfull thinking I have only one thing to add. Thank God most guys can't suck their own dicks. If that were possible it would surely signal the enivitable end of the human race as we know it.
It would be absolutely impossible to interest a guy in a good piece of ass. He would just lie there and nurse himself to satisfaction. No dinners, movies, making out, foreplay or shopping for condoms ever again.
Obviously, in his ultimate wisdom, the good Lord saw to it that remarkably few men would be able to achieve that questionable feat.
